Are you even listening?! [He spreads his hands - including the one holding both of his gloves, so this mostly serves to flick more water across the room.] Whatever pointless crap you want to do to your cake in your own time, that's your damn business, but keep it the hell away from my window! If I wanted a distraction, I'd ask for one!

[The idea that the cake and the raincloud might possibly not be connected? Oh, please. You know what they say about the simplest logical explanation.]