[He catches it one-handed, scrunching it up with no regard for the fabric - and then, without stopping or winding down in any way, attempts to bring it down over her head like a rolled-up, weirdly-shaped newspaper.] Don't act like I'm such a shrimp I might as well be a girl for all the details you can make out without a magnifying glass!!
no subject
[...though, is that really what he's sore about?]