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... There you are!
[Whatever your plans might have been for this cloudy afternoon, they now need to accommodate being literally grabbed by the collar in the middle of town.]
Partner, you gotta help me! It's serious!
[If past events are anything to go by, he might need a moment to calm down. In the meantime, there's no clue to whatever has him so flustered in the quiet street behind him -
- wait, did something orange dart under that bush over there just now?]
[Whatever your plans might have been for this cloudy afternoon, they now need to accommodate being literally grabbed by the collar in the middle of town.]
Partner, you gotta help me! It's serious!
[If past events are anything to go by, he might need a moment to calm down. In the meantime, there's no clue to whatever has him so flustered in the quiet street behind him -
- wait, did something orange dart under that bush over there just now?]

imagine he is not laughing in that icon I just wanted to use the collar,grabbing one
What do you mean?
[...Wait what was that moving over there?]
but he's laughing on the inside at Yosuke's pain
[A slight breeze sets the foliage rustling, and a half-hidden whisker twitches...]
basically
[Like, he knows he's great in school, but what would require an emergency from Yosuke (well apart from everything...) He's about to ask him which class he needs cramming to pass when he peeks from the collar grabbing at the leaves nearby that was moving and...oh! There's a cat there!
...He'll have to go check it out after this. Back to Yosuke.]
Sure.
[He might be throwing himself into the wolves with this, but he wouldn't say no to his partner unless it's a REALLY insane scheme.]
- or they're at home after all idk any more, there's a cat
[Finally, he releases his grip on Souji's shirt.
And makes a grab for his wrist instead, trying to pull him towards the bushes.]
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Hello there, little guy!
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He leans in, dropping his voice. It doesn't help.] Okay, here's the plan! Just... keep doing your thing until I'm out of sight, got it? He was following me around all through this morning, too... I got things to do, you know how it is! Please, partner!?
[Is it even a guy? Eh, he's getting rid of it here, so there's no way that could possibly matter.
The orange cat, for what it's worth, seems unimpressed both by Souji's offering and by Yosuke's idea of a tactical manoeuvre. But unimpressed isn't the same as wary, and it just locks eyes with Souji rather than retreating back into the leaves, even though there's ample room for it under there; now that they're close up, it's easy to see how skinny it is.]
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Don't worry, I won't hurt you...
[He takes this time to look at Yosuke in the eyes instead. You can't just leave him with the cat!]
Yosuke, you can't just leave it here...did it follow you before or just this morning?
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[Meanwhile, the cat slinks out from under the bush and, pointedly ignoring Souji, drapes itself over Yosuke's shoes.
He looks down at it and groans.] Sheesh... It must've been outside all night too, but I didn't think it'd try to follow me inside...
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You don't pick which cat you want, Yosuke. The cats pick you, and I think this one really likes you.
[He hands his partner the treat.]
At least try feeding it a bit to see...
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[Difficult for Yosuke, that is. The cat seems perfectly comfortable, and in fact appears to be dozing off despite the brisk weather today.]
Dammit, don't tell me I should've left it in there...
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I'll come help out. I was just going to go shopping anyway.
[He kneels to get a better view of it. It's really thin too...]
Left it in there? Where did you find it?
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[The cat opens one eye when Souji tries to approach it again. It looks disgruntled.]
That's not the point! The point is I can't just keep every wild animal that shows up on my doorstep! Come on, man...!
/sneaks tag before bed
I've never seen an animal follow you to your doorstep. [Pause.] Teddie doesn't count. [This cat would not turn human, he's pretty sure.] It looks like it hasn't been fed for a while...stay here for a minute.
[Wait Yu that's the exact opposite of what Yosuke asked you to do! And he's ignoring Yosuke if he calls out to him as he runs off really quick, only to return a few minutes later with slices of fresh tuna.]
Here.
[He's not giving it to the cat, he's attempting to give it to Yosuke so his partner can feed the cat.]
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[But he's already gone.
By the time he returns, Yosuke has managed to dislodge his feet long enough to drag them over to a nearby wall and lean against it rather than keep standing next to a random bush like an idiot. He has not managed to dislodge the cat, which is now gently butting its head against his shin.]
Uh, okay... [Distracted, he takes the fish - and immediately drops it.] I mean, no! Do it yourself! It's not my cat!
[But he's apparently good enough for the cat, which pounces on the fallen tuna so enthusiastically it narrowly misses getting caught on the cord of Yosuke's headphones and promptly begins to wolf the food down.]
... Whoa, look at him go.
/more tags all the tags
It probably hasn't had a decent meal in a long while. I haven't seen a cat around Inaba this thin before...and the way it's reacting to me probably means it hasn't had much human contact before. [That or he was losing his touch...]
Cats have personalities, just like us. If it's accepted you, it may not want anyone else close to it.
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...Oh, wait.
Polishing off the tuna in record time, the cat settles back down on the pavement and nonchalantly starts to wash its face. The sight of it makes it a little difficult to stay frustrated...]
You can't just... hold onto it for a while? For me?
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[Being Japan, there are no real animal shelters either, not that Yu would know from this internal monologue.]
Maybe we could build it a shelter somewhere? [But he's late right now, isn't he.] Let me try to see if it wants me and we can figure it out when you're done with work.
[He slowly tries to approach the cat. Maybe when its feed it will be more cooperative? ]
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Meanwhile, Yosuke rubs agitatedly at his own forehead.] I wasn't thinking that far ahead... Look, it's obviously a stray, right? So it'll be fine! I just... I can't just let it follow me wherever it wants, can I?
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come on shareit's not exactly cooperating...]A stray that looks malnourished. [He's just going to throw that out there. You know. Because he's seen the cats around here before.]
Probably not. I don't think your dad would approve of a cat at Junes...unless...[this is a very sudden light bulb moment. Well, perhaps not that efficient, but he could maybe spin this into something positive for all three of them.]
Have you heard of station master Tama?
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[He only meant to gesture down at it, but his fingers brush lightly against the cat's slightly ragged orange ears, which immediately prick up - oh god, it's staring at him. What does it want now?]
Okay bed for real
When Yosuke's accidental brushing leads to a reaction, Yu looks down at the cat, then back at his best friend. It's pretty cute, and he can hear the faint sound of purring.]
Try petting it behind the ears, Yosuke. [Maybe the cat itself will slowly win him over.]
or do you mean *cats*
[But Yosuke was never much good at staring contests. Presently, he relents just long enough to bend down and give the cat a hesitant little scritch behind the ears.
... It's like bumping against a volume dial. Or else like accidentally switching on a tiny orange lawnmower.]
typing this tag with a cat on my lap
[Something that has always bothered him about cats in general. But oh my goodness! This one was very vocal. The minute Yosuke starts to pet it behind the ears, Yu stares in silence after that, to see what Yosuke will do. You can't have a heart of coal after that, partner.]
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[The last part is directed at the cat, which has gone back to butting its head against his leg in an effort to reclaim his attention.]
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[Come on Yosuke, you can't deny it forever...look at that cat go!]
I'd be glad to help you, but you'll need to pitch in too, partner.
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[The cat lets out a reedy little meow.]
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[Hmmm.]
Maybe if it's still there after you finished work, it's really dedicated to following you around...
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