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Narengawa Kha ([personal profile] sheltronymous) wrote in [community profile] shoutfire2021-03-29 08:43 pm

woof

[How this scenario came about is left as an exercise for the reader. Timeline divergences work in mysterious ways, none of which even the Ancients knew enough about to predict, let alone the Crystal Exarch in all his quietly desperate scheming. It doesn't matter. There are two Warriors of Light who never met each other prior to Elidibus's death, the situation may eventually resolve itself according to the unknown laws of spatiotemporal inertia, Urianger is too tied up in other affairs right now to puzzle out exactly how the Scions came to acquire two slightly different sets of memories upon their return to the Source, and nobody else cares.

What matters is that Narengawa "no, the shorter Warrior of Light" Kha just walked back into the Rising Stones, a crumpled package from the Ul'dahn Miners' Guild buried somewhere at the bottom of her much-abused backpack, and found a dog. A small, white dog, far fluffier and less practical-looking than any hunting hound she ever spent some small part of her childhood with.

It's sitting on top of the otherwise deserted bar counter, surrounded by muddy paw prints and scratch marks. It yips excitedly at her, wagging its tail. She looks down at it. She looks behind her. She notes, a minute too late, that stepping on the trail of pawprints leading from the entrance to the counter has smeared them impressively widely across the stone floor; F'lhaminn won't be very happy about that.

She looks down at the dog again, frowning.]


...Alphinaud, is that you?

[Alphinaud is not here, having been called away to Lake Silvertear to speak with an Alliance representative less than a bell ago. Nor is his sister, who got restless waiting for him to bring back tidings from the Ghimlyt front and left to go take out her impatience on a wild morbol. There is only this dog.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-04-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joss's more competent examination mostly consists of him prodding the husk with a gloved finger and silently wishing he had Y'shtola's aethersight. What in the Fury's name is that thing? It's awful. The "hair" dust is getting everywhere, including in all of his armor's crevices. He just got changed, though, so it'd be awkward to leave and wash it off before it starts itching...

Not that he has time for that. He abruptly raises his head. Barking...? And surprisingly hard to pinpoint at that.

Abandoning the husk, Joss strides towards the door to Dawn's Respite, opening it wide. Inside, a blur of white fur is leaving muddy pawprints all over the desk, including the book he was reading a few minutes prior. Satisfied with its handiwork (pawdiwork?) the dog looks at him with its beady black eyes and barks.]


In here-

[He freezes. From behind the solar door, another identical bark just echoed.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-04-04 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. This is happening, huh. Somehow, something about this situation is dampening the panic he would also normally be experiencing, turning it into quiet resignation. This is the same type of feeling he gets whenever Hildibrand is about to get involved.]

Inspector...

[But that's not what Naren asked him about. He discards the thought with a shake of his head, which doubles up as a negative. He always carries some jerky on him, but no need to stock up when he's at the Scions' headquarters.]

The larder?

[Not that he wants to take food from there without asking the other Scions, but it's not like they have much of a choice... do they? He can feel horrible about it later. Use some of his personal funds to refill the pantry, maybe.

Wherever it is I'm sure they won't find another dog in it.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-04-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The steady stream of pots being pushed off the shelf punctuates the rise in Joss's anxiety levels. Right now, defeating another Ascian seems entirely more feasible than putting an end to... this. Whatever this is.]

Hmm.

[The vaguely affirmative-yet-noncommittal hum is the only answer he can give Naren. This, too, is far outside his expertise, and though he does respect Naren's ability to admit it at all, as the only two people around it's not like they have much of a choice. Until some of the other Scions get back from their errands, they'll have to at least contain the situation.

Speaking of which, he's not so reckless as to jump headfirst into a rift of unknown origin. Instead, he grabs the first long and thin (and disposable) object he can find - this being a larder, it turns out to be a baguette - and... slowly tries to poke the rift with it.

Alisaie would probably have a lot to say about his fencing.]
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i don't know how anyone can think joss is smart

[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-04-07 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh oh.

Joss, still playing tug of war with the creature on the other side of the void, weighs all the options inside his mind. They could try blocking the door to prevent the other dogs from- no, it wouldn't work, not if all of them can teleport. Distract them with food? If the din outside is any indication, the Scions' reserves would probably not last longer than a quarter of a bell.

Defeat the evil at its source?

... Hmm.

He releases his hold on the baguette. The bread gets sucked in with a noise not dissimilar to a chainsaw.]


I'm going in.

[It'll be just like the old times, with Nabriales.]
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yes but sagi is not very smart himself

[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-04-29 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Naren's scowl makes Joss shrivel up inside a little, but it doesn't show on his eternally stoic face. He's got bigger problems than trying to figure out the many ways Naren is undoubtedly unhappy with him.

He swallows his spit through his anxiety-clenched throat as he gives her a curt nod, his long arm extending towards the dog-shaped void. Though aether manipulation was never his forte, attuning is a simple enough task.

Or at least it would be, if Joss's entire being didn't get sucked into the rift the moment his aether connected with it.

Glop.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-05-14 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Time is a strange thing, in the space between worlds. When Naren looks up, she finds the world's saddest-looking skeleton.

... Ok, no. From his perspective, Joss only just fell through the void much like she did, but unlike her his dragoon training did indeed help stick the landing. Why isn't he anywhere in sight, then? Well... Naren might possibly get the answer to that if she looks at the strange tail-like rock, where Joss's tense body is now stranding spear in hand... on the inside of the curve, parallel to the ground the Au Ra is currently catching her breath on.

Joss himself is looking up(?) at where she fell, the sound having caught his attention.]


... Oh.

[What is this Mario Galaxy-looking bullshit, said Joss never, because he's too polite and doesn't know what a videogame is.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-05-23 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joss hums affirmatively as he solemnly nods, in turn striding towards the junction between the wide plane Naren is standing on and the protuberance he himself uses as the ground. From his angle, it looks like a particularly tall wall, but...

He takes a deep breath and puts a foot on the wall. His entire world flips over, and the wall is now solid ground.]


Huh.

[Little disorienting, and he might have felt nauseous if he weren't used to spinning, but ok. That certainly won't be relevant very soon, because this is absolutely not a boss arena. The faint, rhythmic vibrations reverberating through the sole of their boots are probably completely coincidental as well (and not anxiety-inducing at all.)

He closes the distance separating him from Naren with a few strides of his terrifyingly long legs.]


You?

[As in "how fare you," but this being Joss it could mean anything.]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-05-23 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know what? That wouldn't even be the weirdest thing he's ever had to do, and Naren clearly knows what she's doing. No wonder she's the Warrior of Light in her universe. He's just flying by the seat of his pants.

But now isn't the time to stew in his own sense of inadequacy. He nods as crouches, blue tendrils of scaled light rising up to engulf him. When the signal comes, his high jump should be enough to make a dent in the lifeforce of whatever is coming their way.

(That's not the dragoon opener at all, at least weave it you asshole.)]
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[personal profile] bythefurry 2021-05-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joss, having a paladin amidst his adventurer friends, at least has a vague familiarity with their arts... if not this particular opener. On the count of one, he leaps high into the deadened air and strikes at the spot Naren started weakening with all of his might, immediately springing back to his initial position with a kick. The accompanying rumble seems to suggest they struck something, and so he rushes into close range, finally doing his actual rotation...

Until the shaking suddenly stops, its absence somehow incredibly more ominous than what was happening just seconds ago.

Joss carefully steps back. When the dust from the destroyed chunk of stalagmite clears, a small white snout seems to be peeking from the hole in the rock.]