🐱 IT'S A CAT CAFE OPEN POST 🐱

[jammingway]

Whoever you are, wherever you're from, sometimes you just want to hang out in a room full of cats. Sometimes all you need is a hot drink and a little space to relax. And sometimes, you want both of these at the same time. Good thing you found your way here, to the chillest cat cafe in the multiverse! Part eatery, part adoption centre, part kitschy plush decor, kittens, senior cats, longhairs, shorthairs, all cats all the time.

On posters around the cafe walls, the rules:

🐈 Do not feed the cats! No matter how much they beg for it!
🐈 Do not push the cats off of chairs or equipment! The equipment is not for customers! Even if you are also a cat.
🐈 Do not carry hot food or drinks around the cafe - there are tables for that!
🐈 Do not pick up the cats or wake sleeping cats!
🐈 No flash photography.
🐈 If a member of staff notices you breaking any of these rules, they will ask you to leave.

PURROMPTS

1. FIRST VISIT. Never been to one of these establishments before? That's okay, there's always a friendly staffer around to show you to a seat, point you to the restrooms, demonstrate how to play with a cat wand, gently encourage you to buy drinks - perhaps you'll meet someone else in the same boat?


2. REGULAR CUSTOMER. You know the drill, they know how you take your coffee and the cats know your scent. Fortunately, there's always some new kind of trouble to watch the cats get into.


3. EMPLOYEE. Someone has to make the drinks, feed the cats and clean up after the messier patrons. The pay is decent, but as with any service job, the customers can be a Russian (Blue) roulette at times.


4. RISK TAKER, RULE BREAKER. Perhaps that less than model customer is you. How can you resist surrendering a bite of your salad to these big round kitten eyes? What if you simply have to scoop up one of these beautifully soft fuzzballs in your arms? Well, just don't get caught.


5. ADOPTION DRIVE. Today, volunteers from the local cat rescue have set up a stall and some pamphlets inside the building, just in case you were on the fence about taking one of these kitties home. And if you're up for giving one of them a home, why not two? Here, take this Kitty Starter Kit bag full of toys and treats while you're at it.


6. UNUSUAL CAT. There are more kinds of cats who need homes than your standard street moggies. Is that a velvety-smooth Cornish Rex purring in the corner over there? A hyperactive Bengal kitten zooming across the cat shelves? ...A bobcat??


7. WILDCA(T)RD. It's cats! Cats cats cats.