Edward Elric (
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someone left a cake in the rain
[BANG. BANG.]
Dash! Dash!! Open up!
[Doorknocking this violent isn't an uncommon occurrence around this particular dorm, especially accompanied by that voice. What might be a bit more notable is that the sound actually seems to be coming from somewhere close to the floor. Yes, closer than usual. In fact, knocking probably isn't the right word...]
Dash! Dash!! Open up!
[Doorknocking this violent isn't an uncommon occurrence around this particular dorm, especially accompanied by that voice. What might be a bit more notable is that the sound actually seems to be coming from somewhere close to the floor. Yes, closer than usual. In fact, knocking probably isn't the right word...]
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I'm telling you, it was fine before. I don't even know where you got the idea.
[Clap.]
...But thanks, I guess.
[Although that might be the least heartfelt-sounding expression of gratitude possible short of an explicit "screw you", he did hold off on it until the noise from his shelf transmutation was loud enough to mostly drown it out...]
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[Like she said -- bad, bad, bad.]
[Rainbow half-drops, half-somersaults out of the air to land on all four hooves.] Oh hey! If I had something that required special washing care, could you just -- [She claps her hooves together] -- whisk the dirt out of it instead? Usually Rarity knows how to take care of those things, but she's not here...
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Wait, you wear dresses? [He points.] You wear dresses?
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...Yes? It's not as nice as the one Rarity made me for the Gala, but it's all right.
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With some difficulty, he manages to settle on one question at a time.]
Where the hell did you find one? Just lying around? [Like, apparently, people's cakes? Because he can kind of see them getting her a custom-made uniform even if it wasn't something he would've thought worth blowing money on, but...]
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[He may be a little hung up on this point - although whether he's struggling more with the general concept of equines in clothes or with the idea of her specifically in dresses is a good question, really.]
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[And Rainbow is puzzled by why HE'S puzzled.]
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[Most importantly, has she been naked in front of him this entire time because uh.]
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[They're optional, Ed!]
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[He scratches his head, inadvertently rubbing quite a lot of dust from the floor and elsewhere into his hair.]
Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just didn't think you were the type.
[...nobody said that.]
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[Apparently in addition to being stuck on this one point, he's also got entirely the wrong idea.]
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I don't have that dress here, though.
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[It's entirely possible that at this point he's forgotten the original question.]
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Since when were you girly enough to wear a dress?
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I am a girl, Ed.
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[She completely does not understand his objection.]
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[He's only starting to shout again because she's shouting...]
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