BONE PARTY

[seriff]

[It's spring, and it's a beautiful day. The sun shines. Birds sing. Flowers bloom. It's not an atmosphere that meshes well with a dead body lying on a park bench, jacket hanging wide open and bones picked clean.

So it's fortunate that Sans is only asleep. Emphatically asleep, mind. Now and then, in between snores, he opens one eyesocket to check that any humans and monsters in the vicinity alike are aware of just how asleep he is. There are a few - mostly humans, several of them walking dogs, quite a few of them doing a double take as they pass the bench and walking away in a bit more of a hurry than when they approached.

Someone's still missing, though. Hmm. That comes to twenty-nine fake snores since he woke up for real. Under normal circumstances, it never takes his bro more than thirty...]

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[seriff]

And look, that other one's escaping.

[Indeed, the spike-wearer's nearby friend has just grabbed another of the traffic cones and is now gleefully absconding across the grass, in pursuit of... something. That's what Papyrus gets for inviting middle school age kids.]

[highstandards]

Wow, they really can't wait to tell everyone about it! I had no idea humans loved spikes so much. I should work harder to get real ones next time.

[He writes "AWSOME HOST" on another cone as he speaks, and puts it on his head.]

[seriff]

I know, right? You didn't even add the lava yet. [Nor the lava substitute they settled on while planning ahead for the actual party, which was bolognese sauce. Just because he slept through half of the setup doesn't mean he forgot what he was sleeping through!

On that note, though...]

Welp, nice work. Guess you won't need a hand with anything else. [So he'll quite happily close his eyesockets again.]

[highstandards]

SANS!! [Now he's stomping.] You better not be sleeping through the actual party!

[seriff]

Huh, is it that time already?

[Creak, creak goes the bench. If Papyrus isn't careful, his spike might fall off. Naturally, this means Sans won't mention it.]