Edward Elric (
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someone left a cake in the rain
[BANG. BANG.]
Dash! Dash!! Open up!
[Doorknocking this violent isn't an uncommon occurrence around this particular dorm, especially accompanied by that voice. What might be a bit more notable is that the sound actually seems to be coming from somewhere close to the floor. Yes, closer than usual. In fact, knocking probably isn't the right word...]
Dash! Dash!! Open up!
[Doorknocking this violent isn't an uncommon occurrence around this particular dorm, especially accompanied by that voice. What might be a bit more notable is that the sound actually seems to be coming from somewhere close to the floor. Yes, closer than usual. In fact, knocking probably isn't the right word...]
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He spreads his arms.] You could've asked! That's all I'm saying!
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Oh yeah, and we both know how that would go.
[She turns sideways and looks at nothing with as bright, wide-eyed and eager an expression as he's ever seen on her.]
"Hey Ed, can I do something nice for you?"
[She zooms around to take the position of the Ed she had been addressing a moment ago, scowling and waving her hooves vaguely as she rolls her eyes.]
"No, Rainbow, you'd do it through non-SCIENTIFIC means and blah blah alchemy and also I have a complex about people being my friend and doing things for me blah blah I'm super-independent also alchemy."
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He's not tall enough to descend on her like the wrath of an angry agnostic god, but his expression compensates for an appreciable fraction of that as he lunges at her shoulders. Not that he has any idea what he'll do if by some minute chance he does manage to grab them; it's the principle of the thing. Specifically, the principle of... well, she knows.]
DAMMIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SOUND LIKE!!
[...he isn't contesting the content...]
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YES IT IS! Look how mad you are because I did something NICE FOR YOU WITHOUT ASKING!
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Listen, I know how to clean a damn window!
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[Actually, by this point, the only part he's still genuinely sore about is her impression... but she headbutted him, which clearly means it's on.]
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[He'd grabbed her and hauled her around! He started it!]
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He looks as if he'd like to scream at her some more, but just for the time being, nothing tumbles out except a splutter.
Instead, grumpily, he shoves past her, trampling more fragments of damp cake into her floor as he heads in the direction of her window.]
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Oh sweet Celestia, you're going to clean my window in the name of equivalent exchange, aren't you.
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Hey, if you didn't like it, guess what you should've done?!
[Presumably not what he's doing, which involves clapping. Followed by other noises.]
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[No soon does Ed make with the clapping then Rainbow dives at him to literally haul him backwards through brute wingpower!]
You're... not... cleaning... this... window!
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Oh, so suddenly you got a problem with other people doing it?!
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[The rest of the sentence disappears into a wheeze, coinciding with an extra-spirited attempt to wrench himself free.]
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[Well, for one, not nice is when he wrenches himself free and she, unencumbered by his weight and struggles, shoots upward suddenly, then bounces off the ceiling. She crashes to the ground in a sprawl of limbs, but doggedly picks her head up to look at him.]
NOT nice is when you do things because you feel obligated to. If you just do something because you feel you HAVE to, that's not friendship, that's just a chain of debt!
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What if I just want to? Did you think about that?
[And yes, without even a momentary pause to laugh at her, he's already stomping back over to the window.]
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[She springs to her feet, then into the air.]
To go do the laundry you've been letting pile up!
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Do yourself a favour and save it for your own damn floor! You seen it lately?! [He waves an arm animatedly at the parts of the walls and floor currently splattered with the remnants of cake, which is to say he waves at the walls and floor. Just don't point out whose fault that is...]
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[Does that count? It also ought to show just what kind of a mood she's in, that she would claim he can anything faster and easier!]
Now where do you keep your fabric softener!?
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Look, my clothes are fine! [A pile isn't a problem if it's not getting in the way of anything else, right?!] I know this is gonna be new to you, but try worrying about something that matters!
[Also, since she hasn't dragged him away from the window again yet: clap.]
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[Oh, a CLAP is it!? Fine! Rainbow zooms off! By the time the dirt finishes removing itself from the window, he might be able to see her pushing a nice, fat, grey cloud across the sky. (How else would she wash his clothes, after all?)]
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[Nope, she's already gone. He takes his hands away from the glass the instant the reaction finishes, already prepared to chase after her, but before he turns away he happens to spot - oh, for crying out loud. Never mind sliding, he practically flings the window open to poke his head out of it.]
Dash, lay one damn hoof on those books and I'll stick 'em in your eye!
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