rewritethis: (doesn't like milk)
Edward Elric ([personal profile] rewritethis) wrote in [community profile] shoutfire2012-10-31 08:04 pm

someone left a cake in the rain

[BANG. BANG.]

Dash! Dash!! Open up!

[Doorknocking this violent isn't an uncommon occurrence around this particular dorm, especially accompanied by that voice. What might be a bit more notable is that the sound actually seems to be coming from somewhere close to the floor. Yes, closer than usual. In fact, knocking probably isn't the right word...]
elementofloyalty: (i dare you to say that again)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She lifts herself up a little, pointedly staring down at him, then very deliberately raises her forelegs, claps her hooves together, then thrusts them at nothing. How busy does he have to be to not have time to do THAT?!]
elementofloyalty: (dirty dirty look)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-12 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Except that he's only gotten HER cranked up more. Cranked up to an unusual level...]

Oh yeah, and we both know how that would go.

[She turns sideways and looks at nothing with as bright, wide-eyed and eager an expression as he's ever seen on her.]

"Hey Ed, can I do something nice for you?"

[She zooms around to take the position of the Ed she had been addressing a moment ago, scowling and waving her hooves vaguely as she rolls her eyes.]

"No, Rainbow, you'd do it through non-SCIENTIFIC means and blah blah alchemy and also I have a complex about people being my friend and doing things for me blah blah I'm super-independent also alchemy."
Edited 2012-11-12 21:12 (UTC)
elementofloyalty: (glare)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure, he can grab her! He can even haul her down! She's perfectly willing to ram her forehead into his and glare at him with the fury of a thousand angry suns.]

YES IT IS! Look how mad you are because I did something NICE FOR YOU WITHOUT ASKING!
elementofloyalty: (i'm serious now)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-12 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't SAY you didn't! I was doing it FOR you so you didn't HAVE to!
elementofloyalty: (QED so there)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE TO! It's OKAY for people to do things for you out of the kindness of their heart sometimes!

[He'd grabbed her and hauled her around! He started it!]
elementofloyalty: (facehoof)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Rainbow Dash slaps a hoof to her face.]

Oh sweet Celestia, you're going to clean my window in the name of equivalent exchange, aren't you.
elementofloyalty: (LOUDER)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
OH NO YOU DON'T!

[No soon does Ed make with the clapping then Rainbow dives at him to literally haul him backwards through brute wingpower!]

You're... not... cleaning... this... window!
elementofloyalty: (making a point)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
No! Just you! [She's hauling back and up as hard as she can, grunting out the words between strained wingbeats.] It's stupid! You want to pay me back, do something nice for me sometime in the future! Pay me back some other way!
elementofloyalty: (a little sad and serious)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
You know what's NOT nice?

[Well, for one, not nice is when he wrenches himself free and she, unencumbered by his weight and struggles, shoots upward suddenly, then bounces off the ceiling. She crashes to the ground in a sprawl of limbs, but doggedly picks her head up to look at him.]

NOT nice is when you do things because you feel obligated to. If you just do something because you feel you HAVE to, that's not friendship, that's just a chain of debt!
elementofloyalty: (grrrr)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
All right! Fine! Then maybe I want to go -- to go --

[She springs to her feet, then into the air.]

To go do the laundry you've been letting pile up!
elementofloyalty: (QED so there)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-13 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well maybe instead of cleaning my window you could clean up the cake, since you can do it a lot faster and easier than I could!

[Does that count? It also ought to show just what kind of a mood she's in, that she would claim he can anything faster and easier!]

Now where do you keep your fabric softener!?
elementofloyalty: (i dare you to say that again)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-11-15 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Something that matters, huh? All right! I'll wash your clothes AND put away all those books you leave lying around! Because I know how much books MATTER to you!

[Oh, a CLAP is it!? Fine! Rainbow zooms off! By the time the dirt finishes removing itself from the window, he might be able to see her pushing a nice, fat, grey cloud across the sky. (How else would she wash his clothes, after all?)]

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